So since Mack gets shady on the weekends sometimes, I had to catch him up on my escapades all late at night tonight. One of which led me to entertain some weird ass thoughts:
So a few nights ago a friend of mine came over to chill out, and we had a little potluck. We had too much food to eat, so I texted an old friend of mine (who I dated casually for a while) to see if he wanted to swing by after work to pick it up. This fool loves to fuck with my head, I seriously think its his hobby some days, but I let it happen so shame on me I guess.
Anyway he comes over to pick up the to go plate and as he's leaving he kisses me. Weirdness. I usually wouldn't divulge this much with the internet but its important.
So for two days we barely talk. Then today we started texting again. I mentioned in passing that I was super tired and needed coffee (probably because I'm up all late catching up Mack, jackass), and he tells me that I need B12 and that coffee or tea will just dehydrate me.
The only logical conclusion to this is that he is, in fact, a robot. A robot that used his robot kisses to check on me or something. Sneaky, sneaky.
I am of course, jk. I know he's probably not a robot.
Stay hydrated.
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