How the Awkward Jesus Picture totally did the trick.

A few months ago, my friends and I went to goodwill to find some interesting clothes to turn into Halloween costumes. We found some pretty cool funny stuff. One of them was this big framed picture of Jesus. Its awkward.

 

Jesus has lasers?? "Come at me bro."

And I saw it and I said "that's hilarious, I need that!" and I paid my 1$ and took my large, awkward Jesus picture home, with hopes to make it even funnier.

So I started cruising through the internet to figure out how. I found some real gems.

"Raptored" by Enkel Dika

I still want that Raptor picture.

"come at me bro"

Anyway, these quests to find a way to make Awkward Jesus into a project led me to some weird places in the land of the internets. It took me to the Mormon website, which has some pretty good sermons and talks on families and relationships. It took me to a list of "Bible emergency numbers" on pinterest, which I started looking up. And it took me one night to this video.

And I watched a few more of his videos, which were all pretty good. I was also up late texting a guy I used to see who was pretty adamant about keeping our relationship purely physical, which is why I broke it off with him. We still talk from time to time, but he's never wanted more from me, which kind of broke my heart. He mostly texts me at night, when he's alone. Not even for physical stuff anymore. Its confusing...

Anyway, so I'm up at almost 3 am trying to figure out why this dumbass doesn't like me, and I find these videos, and they helped. Not quite sure how yet. But I know I wouldn't have found them without the Awkward Jesus picture, and I know I haven't felt this at ease and peaceful in a while. So I think Awkward Jesus is going to get a nicer frame and a place on the wall instead of just propped up against something on my over cluttered kitchen table.


This post didn't make very much sense. The pictures were kind of funny though. My bad.